HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS ARE ARACIAL
TRICKSTERS CAN CHANGE THEIR SKINTONE TO WHATEVER THEY PARTICULARLY FEEL LIKE
JANE CURRENTLY “FEELS CAUCASIAN”
OMG YES THIS PLEASE?
I NOW NEED A PANEL OF JANE SKIPPING ACROSS THE PLANET WHILE RAPIDLY OSCILLATING SKIN COLORS
YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME
oh my god
two competing yet equally arresting theories. the scientific community finds itself divided
Okay, so see that hand punching in a code in the corner to open the hatch to the lab?
That’s Rose’s Mom’s hand.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
ROSE’S MOM PROBABLY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ROSE AND THE GAME.
She built the mausoleum, which means she built the secret passage way, and then in this flash she’s watching rose try to re-store power to her laptop right before she opens the hatch.
She knows Rose needs the laptop
She knew Rose would need access to the lab.
AND IF SHE KNEW, WE CAN ASSUME THAT DAD, BRO, AND GRANDPA HARLEY KNEW TOO
THE BETA KID’S GUARDIANS KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.
Why else would Rose’s mom build the hatch?
Why else would John’s dad leave notes all around the house?
Why else would Bro train Dave?
And why else would Grandpa Harley tell Jade to always have a gun on her?
BECAUSE THEY KNEW THEY’D END UP IN THE GAME AT SOME POINT.
just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit
I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.
Nobody hurts my friends, man. I’ll destroy ‘em.
seahorse pets you guys!!
sorry for the shit colouring, i dont know light sources and shi.
That got me all anxious at first, but it ended really nicely!
- boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
- girlfriend: I know
- boy wakes up and only mum is there
- boy: where's my girlfriend
- mum: who do you think gave you the penis
- boy: what