super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

john and dave on parenting

tordles:

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They are never invited to parent teacher conferences again. 

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

maariamph:

Ended up putting more effort to this than planned! In any case, Mikasa love <3

berrycoat:

feferi is pretty jskadjad
thanks for watching me stream :’D

berrycoat:

feferi is pretty jskadjad

thanks for watching me stream :’D

sakihokoru:

back at it again with Noiz

sakihokoru:

back at it again with Noiz

punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

lady-carswell:

me too, aoba

lady-carswell:

me too, aoba

punpunichu:

Dang it Kurloz, that’s not where you’re supposed to keep your needles!
(I’ve been artblocking something fierce and thought challenging myself would help, but in reality it just made me scream at Makara hair.)

punpunichu:

Dang it Kurloz, that’s not where you’re supposed to keep your needles!

(I’ve been artblocking something fierce and thought challenging myself would help, but in reality it just made me scream at Makara hair.)

radicalace:

janecrocker:

homestuck things that will never get old #9508

radicalace:

janecrocker:

homestuck things that will never get old #9508

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spookyfiretruckingcupcake:

miss-love:

if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.

changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.

you’re the type of person this world needs

bless you

paperseverywhere:

RUN YA DOOFS, RUN!

paperseverywhere:

RUN YA DOOFS, RUN!